I'm convinced that the only way to strike Kellyanne Conway speechless is for a legitimate organization to hire her.
Conway on "TODAY" ... defended the president's position on Bureau of Labor Statistics jobs report, which he once denounced as "phony" but now, as the sitting chief executive, completely embraces.
"There was a lot of fakery going on" during the Obama presidency, Conway said, denying that Trump had a credibility issue after his press secretary on Friday quipped: "I talked to the president prior to this, and he said to quote him very clearly: 'They may have been phony in the past, but it's very real now'"….
Conway pushed back on the suggestion that Trump's flip-flop on the jobs data was comparable to him abandoning his infamous "birther" crusade, telling NBC's Matt Lauer that she did not see any similarity between the two.
Having worked for Frank Luntz (under whom she received her Orwellian training), Speaker Newt Gingrich, then-Congressman Mike Pence, Sen. Ted Cruz and now Donald Trump, Conway, I think, would find an honest, decent cause or candidate simply inexpressible. Strip her of the necessity of immeasurable bullshit, and she'd become mute.
Pardon the belated, headline update: It should read Kellyanne Con-way.