Bad night. Bad morning. Minor procedure today. See you in the morning. Fresh post below.
Friday update: No better. I'm cancelling the day.
Friday night update: Back in the hospital. I dehydrated, not good. I had no idea dehydration could be so wicked. Anyway, here till Monday, probably. Thanks everyone for the good wishes.
From my brother, a gentle, emailed reminder of my relative incompetence (I've always been the family fuck-up): "Damn Phil, we put mom in a nursing home and she did a better job taking care of herself then you're doing."