Trump, on Kim Jong-un, mass murderer:
"He’s a very talented man … I like him … He’s smart, loves his people, he loves his country … I think [the North Korean people] have somebody that has a great feeling for them. He wants to do right by them and we got along really well."
Trump, on Justin Trudeau, the thoughtful prime minister of one of our closet allies:
He's "Very dishonest & weak."
Please wake me when Opposite Day is over.