We all know the Bush administration delights in offending the world. That’s hardly news. It bullied and browbeat its unilateral way into an illegal war; turned a blind eye to mountains of global-warming evidence; nominated a personality-disordered megalomaniac as America’s international door-to-door salesman -- well, space prohibits a complete recital, and you don’t need one anyway. The administration’s global rudeness and thus contributions to crises are as familiar as its unmannered smirk.
Its latest offensive behavior rated the lead headline in the New York Times Saturday morning. Normally when the administration persists in doing everything it can to ensure troubles of crisis proportions -- like drunken-sailor spending coupled with whacking the revenue base, hence ultimate fiscal collapse -- it is deemed by the press so commonplace as to be un-newsworthy. One can easily picture mainstream editors yawning over the latest prediction of real impending doom coming out of some think tank’s press office. Yada, yada, yada. Yesterday’s news. How trite.
So I was a trifle surprised at seeing the headline, “Month of Talks Fails to Bolster Nuclear Treaty,” on the Times’ front page (notably absent from other “liberal” papers such as the Washington Post and Boston Globe). What’s this? I thought these days all we had were newspapers, not news-papers. Did the talks fail because of something we did? Though news, that nevertheless would be un-news.
But there it was, in the fifth, twelfth and twenty-first paragraphs -- the news that’s no longer news, making its inclusion as news rather perplexing.
I quote: “Though President Bush has repeatedly declared that nuclear proliferation … is the biggest single threat to the United States, the administration decided against sending Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice to [the United Nations] conference” whose purpose was “to strengthen the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty.”
Needless to say the conference was a total loss. It was so total that even usually slippery diplomats were straightforward in describing it: Namely, the director of the International Atomic Energy Agency said that “‘absolutely nothing’ had come out of the meeting.” No honest exchanges, no productive dialogues, no frank discussions. Just “absolutely nothing.”
Of course Condi was on hand afterward and elsewhere to reassure the world that her boss regards the treaty as "an extremely important document."
Notice that the 1970 agreement engineered to plug the flood of nuclear weapons is now a “document,” not a treaty -- as in your mortgage agreement is merely a piece of paper, not a contractual obligation. It would seem that Frank Luntz, having pretty much vanquished the vile influence of forthright language in domestic affairs, has expanded his doublespeak operation to include foreign policy.
Also unsurprising was this reportage on the administration’s propensity to make awkward complications disappear like foreign detainees, to wit: “A history of milestones in countering proliferation published by the American delegation omitted references to [past] commitments the Bush administration has rejected.” Keep scrubbing reality, guys. Perhaps no one will notice.
And most un-newsworthy was that it took a foreigner to point out the obvious. Paul Meyer, the Canadian representative to the U.S.-torpedoed talks, said, "We have let the pursuit of short-term, parochial interest override the collective long-term interest in sustaining this treaty's authority and integrity."
Ah, there’s one of W.’s bugaboos -- “collective”; along with “we,” “long-term interest,” “treaty” and “integrity.”
Clearly in reference to the Bush administration -- not “apparently”, as the NYT reported -- Mr. Meyer added, "If governments simply ignore or discard commitments whenever they prove inconvenient, we will never be able to build an edifice of international cooperation." Now how many bugaboos can you find in that sentence?
Still, our own former U.S. senator and nuclear-namby-pamby Sam Nunn declared that "we can't accept this as the last word. The U.S. must take a post-conference leadership role in bringing the international community together on this critical agenda." Post-conference. As in 2009? The story failed to clarify.
OK, so I’ve ragged the NYT a bit for cheap-shot advantage. But if this paper can insist on occasionally reporting un-news as news, if routine items like nuclear proliferation and world vaporization can still get its attention, and if the administration’s intransigence on these things can become the stuff that front pages are made of, perhaps other papers can recall their reason for being as well.
By now most of us know Bush’s reason for being. But a few stragglers somehow keep missing the scoop, and they need all the un-news they can get.
[ADDENDUM: With my thanks reader GB has sent these Toronto Star clips regarding the nuclear talks ...
With the U.S. refusing to discuss its disarmament commitment, and Iran objecting to any direct mention of its suspect nuclear program, the pact's 189 members could agree on little, let alone a concrete plan of action.
"It was a debacle," says a weaponry-sounding Paul Meyer, Canada's disarmament ambassador, whose hope of getting the members to agree to meet annually, not every five years, came to naught.
"A squandered opportunity," says Daryl Kimball, head of the Arms Control Association, the major U.S., anti-nuclear lobby group.
"A complete disaster," snaps Joe Cirinclione, a proliferation expert at the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace.
"There was no shortage of good ideas coming in , but none was advanced because of the active obstructionism by the U.S. and Iran," he says. "There was no political will."
Cirinclione says the U.S.'s own delegation was deeply divided, with the professionals "seething" over their instructions to keep the agenda focused on the non-compliance of other states, not on Washington's failures.
"Bolton had his dead hand all over the policy," he says, referring to U.S. undersecretary of state for arms control, John Bolton, who is also U.S. President George W. Bush's highly controversial nominee for ambassador to the U.N.
In short, the U.S. policy is that, as the world's only superpower and in the thick of a war against terror, it wants no constraints on its nuclear program.
Analysts say that in the past, treaty members have deferred to the U.S. out of friendship, or fear, or dangerous complacency, but some are starting to balk at its hypocritical approach.
The longer the U.S. clings to a large nuclear arsenal and actively works on new atomic weapons - both in contravention of treaty obligations - the harder it will find it to get others to walk away from the nuclear option, they say.
The U.S. argument that the terrorist threat requires it to retain a nuclear capability is ludicrous, say observers.
Or, as Polanyi puts it: "Far from being a response to terrorism, nuclear weapons are an invitation."
The idea of holding on to more than 5,000 nuclear weapons 15 years after the end of the Cold War appals Robert McNamara, the former U.S. defence secretary who helped John F. Kennedy steer clear of nuclear confrontation with the Soviet Union during the 1962 Cuban missile crisis.
He told a conference this week that Washington's nuclear policies "are immoral, illegal, militarily unnecessary, very, very, dangerous in terms of the risk of inadvertent or accidental launch and destructive of a treaty that has served us so well."
"The whole situation seems so bizarre as to be beyond belief ... to declare war requires an act of Congress, but to launch a nuclear holocaust requires 20 minutes deliberation by the president and his advisers."
I guess when an anti-administration opinion is held by six-billion others and there's no way to equally "balance" that opinion with pro-administration spin, American papers, including the NYT, just don't run it. So mine wasn't such a cheap shot after all.
GB signed off with this bewildered question: "What were Americans thinking when they re-elected this corrupt gang?"
Oh, probably who the next "American Idol" will be.]