This just in.
At the Rolling Thunder rally today Sarah Palin wore "a black Harley-Davidson helmet"! She "visibly enjoy[ed] herself"! Ms. Palin "was joined by her husband, Todd, who was wearing a matching helmet"! Also attending were "her daughters, Bristol and Piper"!
Ms. Palin "was unable to move because there were so many members of the press snapping photos. Organizers eventually brought in police, also on motorcycles, to clear a path"!
A path having been cleared, Ms. Palin rode "just a few feet." She then "got off the bike to sign autographs and talk with the crowd"!
Earlier there were "rumors ... that she was on her way, and that she would ride a motorcycle with the Rolling Thunder bikers"!
And guess what? "That’s exactly what she did"!
Later today, she will not speak at the rally.
Stay tuned for more non-news of this charmless nincompoop who's not running for office but occasionally makes a lucrative fool of herself on Fox Newsiness.