I would be writing more, but when I'm not chuckling, I'm dozing.
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Corporate profits are at record highs, and Rick Perry is promising "return(s) on investment" as the solution to economic recovery. Was his debate bar really this low?
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Resolved: Herman Cain is an idiot.
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It has got worse. The financial meltdown of 2008 was "hypothetical" to Mitt, and Herman just said he once agreed "conceptually" with something or other "because of the concept."
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Good grief. This debate is like a replay of Nicholas Biddle vs. Andy Jackson, who, along with Martin Van Buren, utterly destroyed the U.S. financial system and thus the economy.
What next from Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul? A Sub-Treasury plan?
It's only 17 minutes into this epic embarrassment. I may not make it.