Best line yet, from Roger Simon:
[T]he 90-minute debate proved Einstein’s theory that time can actually slow down.
And that space is warped, or at least the space between their ears is.
Let's see. We've got one guy who thinks the Founders envisioned the United States of America as forever entombed in the literalism of 18th-century wording; and another guy who confuses Scriptural symbolism, metaphors and figurativeness with authoritarian literalism; and a grandiose guy who literally sees himself as the Savior of Western civilization; and yet another guy who merely wants to skim across his homestate's right-heighted treetops so he can quite literally put an end to all this annoying competition, to which he is not accustomed, and never expected.
All of this light-speed imbecility, as Simon notes, has conspired to retard time -- and it's warping more than the imbeciles on stage. Their party is speeding to critical mass; and when the time comes, it's going to be quite the explosion.