Here's Mike Huckabee explaining that Christian fundamentalism is an objective standard.
It'll blow your mind.
Having subjective standards, you see, "means that we’re willing to move our standards based on the prevailing whims of culture." And that's bad.
For example it became fashionable for women of the early 20th century to demand the right to vote; and even though sound, solid, prevailing tradition had for centuries revealed that women were excessively emotional and insufficiently rational, sudden whims swamped objectivity and permitted the subjectivity of male capitulation on female suffrage.
Other examples of such silly subjectivity abound, of course. Mere cultural whims decided, for instance, that being unable to recite the entire U.S. Constitution verbatim or ignorance of how many bubbles are in a bar of soap should not bar an African American from voting, just as whim, pure whim, once steadily advanced the American worker from helpless dog to rights-endowed human, and moved seniors from squalid impoverishment to dignified retirement.
Whim, all of it whim. And insidious whim, at that. For don't we now take it for granted that women and blacks may vote and workers have rights and seniors possess dignity? I believe we do (assuming we aren't consumers of Fox News). But just look at the proud traditions we're missing! Ah that noble past, those wondrous yesteryears, the sequential eras of unquestioned racism, misogyny and oppression: yes those marvelous objective standards ...
... set by the nation's Mike Huckabees.