Politico's "GOP frets Mark Sanford could blow it" reads like a child-proofed, PG-rated version of the pornographic carnage to come:
The concern among national Republicans that Colbert Busch could steal the 1st Congressional District seat is so real that they’re prepared to do whatever it takes to shepherd the former Republican governor to victory--including dumping cash into the race [emphasis mine].
Shocking, isn't it? A political party is prepared to "dump cash" into a hotly contested congressional race. Highly irregular ... excepting the thousands of congressional races into which political operatives have dumped the ugliest of cash since the Alex-makes-me-so-darn-mad Tom Jefferson era.
You may want to avert your virgin eyes from this, too. Because Argentinian-Appalachian Sanford is far more of a toxic prick than a model of masculine integrity, he's going to find the customary job of a congressional candidate--that of shattering any rumored virtue of one's opponent, in this case an unsoiled woman--rather dicey. Therefore:
[N]ational GOP groups such as the National Republican Congressional Committee will have to do the dirty work on Sanford’s behalf, Republicans say.
Yeah. Republicans say. What they mean is they'll invent some stuff, which Sanford himself would be happy to do, if he weren't so damn busy transubstantiating into the fucking Dark Prince of Redemption.