The ideological struggle to cast Ted Cruz as some sort of politically innovative genius is on, and so far the result is more comedic than sobering. Take, for instance, Business Insider's "Last Night, Ted Cruz Proved That He Is The Future Of The Republican Party." Got that? He proved it. How? Brace for chortling:
During his 35-minute speech that roused a crowd of high-profile New York Republicans, it couldn't have been clearer where the GOP's rising star from Texas wanted to move--away from the divisive rhetoric of a failed 2012 for Republicans and onto a path that could set them up for success in 2014 and 2016.
If there's any phraseology foreign to Ted Cruz's character, it's that he's repulsed by divisive rhetoric. Discord and division predictably ooze from the McCarthyite hotdogger; they're his necessary shtick--beating the drums and riling the right-wing tribe of true believers against the socialist infidels. Innovative? Pathfinding? It's as old, as trite, as anthropologically outmoded as knuckledragging reaction against the New Deal.
The latest myth under construction is that Cruz, unlike the deplorably unfeeling Mitt Romney, just loves the "47 percent" all to pieces. The myth-building Business Insider piece dares to label Cruz's Everyman sentiment as "a profound shot at Romney's narrative." But the deeper profundity escapes us, because Business Insider, very much like Ted Cruz, dares not to tell us how the Texan tea partier's love could ever be requited, since altogether lacking in Cruz's courtship is a coherent, come-hither political program.
In a comical paean to some reality, though, the Insider intones: "It remains to be seen, however, whether the policy prescriptions Cruz advocates will win him the crowds that the Republican Party covets." But what are the particular policy prescriptions on which hangs considerable doubt, according to the story? Cruz's opposition to wildly popular background checks, Cruz's opposition to wildly popular immigration reform, and Cruz's support for decimating the global economy in another debt-ceiling showdown. Infernal political mysteries all.
At any rate, the real profundity of Business Insider's propaganda piece may just be its titanically ironic essence: that Ted Cruz is indeed the future of the Republican Party. If so, the party should ask only that, when he's done, he turn the lights out.