We got trouble my friends, trouble with a capital T, as indicated by the presence of progressive pols in your community. For "Progressivism," as Pat Buchanan approvingly quotes from the latest edition of Modern Age, "leads inevitably to utter irrationality and eventually political, as well as moral, chaos."
Yes, we got trouble. Condoning the Affordable Care Act or restricting carbon emissions or jerking with the Koch brothers' taxes could make you go blind.
Never mind that America's reddest, more puritanical states are also its most socioeconomically "chaotic." ("[S]tates with the highest poverty rates are all red: Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, and Texas," notes the New Republic's Jonathan Cohn, while "states with the lowest poverty rates are all blue: New Hampshire, New Jersey, Vermont, Minnesota, and Hawaii. The numbers on infant mortality, life expectancy, teen pregnancy, and obesity break down in similar ways.") Just strike up the paleoconservative, theocratic band and for heaven's sake "Consider how far we are along the path that liberalism," continues Buchanan, "equates with social and moral progress":
Ronald Reagan was the first and is the only divorced and remarried man elected president. But the front-runner in the New York mayor's race today quit Congress as a serial texter of lewd photos to anonymous women. The front-runner in the city comptroller's race was "Client No. 9" in the prostitution ring of the convicted madam who is running against him.
Well there you have it. Damning evidence of liberal mission creep. Ah, but you say you want incontrovertible proof that liberalism and progressivism (Buchanan, not I, equates them) are leading us to the hellfires of a "mentally and morally sick society?"
Thirty year ago, homosexual acts were crimes. The Supreme Court has since discovered sodomy to be a constitutional right. State courts are discovering another new right--of homosexuals to marry. To call homosexuality unnatural, immoral or a mental disorder will soon constitute a hate crime in America.
Oh my. Next thing we know, the wife-beating "rule of thumb" will be slated for legal retirement.
For now, though, even old grey ladies of a liberal bent wink at our moral desolation:
One suspects the [NY] Times does not really have any moral objection to what Weiner is up to on his cellphone. The Times just does not want the city it celebrates as America's citadel of progressivism to be made a staple of late night comedians--and a running joke for the rest of us out here in Cracker Country.
Whoa. If that's the case, then how is immoral progressivism leading us to political chaos and utter irrationality? The Times' reasoning sounds pretty politically rational to me.
Well let's just never mind that either. We should dismiss any contradictions and simply confront Buchanan's palsied neuroticism head on:
Once we cast aside morality rooted in religion ... who draws the line on what is tolerable in the new dispensation?
Whose religion? Mississippi's? Rick Perry's? Vermont's? Barack Obama's? Thomas Aquinas'? Martin Luther's? Muhammad's? Buddha's? The Shakers'? No, I insist that mine be adopted nationwide: a sort of agnostic pantheistic mush of profound doubt and inner turmoil.
Still, Buchanan has a point. Prior to modern progressivism's casting off of religion-based morality, America experienced successive Golden Ages of, for instance, religion-inspired abolitionism, feminism, workers' rights and education reform. However it also suffered from religion-inspired slavery, mysogyny, oppression and obscurantism. The key point, though, is that the former overcame the latter as devotion to doctrine weakened--the very doctrine that Pat Buchanan works to restore.