Now comes another fatwa based on al-Republicans' shrillia law, this one declaring (again) their sainted abhorrence of a government shutdown.
Yet--Alhamdulillah!--the government need not shut down as long as it, in its entirety and with servile obedience, bends--Insha' Allah!--to al-Republicans' divinely instrumental will.
Jesus Christ! they really do look more like terrorists every day.