We're heading into the fall, which means we should button up for the crisp imbecility of congressional Republicans. Congress reconvenes September 8, and it will have but a fortnight to pass a continuing resolution to keep the federal government's doors open. But passing a CR requires a semblance of consensus, and of course consensus is antithetical to splenetic Republicanism's absolutism, so naturally there's already talk of a government shutdown.
Welcome back to American representative democracy--a revamped system of one-party chaos in which compromise and negotiations are anachronisms, thoughtfulness is an abomination, accountability is a relic, and any actual governance is a joke.
The latest jokester? A man who would be (the mind so violently revolts the fingers can barely type this) president of the United States--the inexpressibly hapless Marco Rubio, who said yesterday that "There will have to be some sort of a budget vote or a continuing resolution vote, so I assume there will be some sort of a vote [that enjoins executive action on immigration]." Continued Rubio in a speculative vein that chills, "I'm interested to see what kinds of ideas my colleagues have about using funding mechanisms [such as that of defunding Obamacare] to address this issue."
Straitjacketing President Obama on a humane immigration policy is merely one Republican humbug; there's also much demagogic dread to be had on that scourge of American virtue--the utterly harmless, largely helpful, self-funding Export-Import Bank--and on new environmental rules intended to help save our little cosmic outpost. Heaven forfend! Thus Rubio is eager to hear Cruzian "ideas" on how to muck it all up.
Yes, we're heading into the fall, which, once again, carries a double connotation.