But they were just chatting

From the You Can't Make This Stuff Up department, the NY Times reports on Ohio's Democratic gubernatorial candidate, Ed FitzGerald, whose "troubles began in midsummer with the revelation that" ...

the police had found him two years earlier parked in a car at 4:30 a.m. with a woman who was not his wife. He denied anything inappropriate.

So, long story short, Ed's money dried up and thus he can't run ads against Gov. John Kasich, who, with underwater approval ratings, was a prime target for Dems.