In a (confessedly dubious) "consumer survey" poll, the Washington Post asked 800 respondents who, among the group of Martin O'Malley, Booby Jindal, Rick Santorum, Carly Fiorina, George Pataki and Lindsey Graham, was running for president. Respondents could choose one name or all six, or any variant betwixt, or choose "none" of the aforementioned group.
And here's what the Washington Post got back: "Only 7 percent of the respondents got the answer right."
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A by-the-way note of importance: Freud was right. I had no conscious intention of typing "Booby" rather than "Bobby," but something deep in my id throttled my customary orthographic precision and forced my fingers to produce a somewhat figurative correctness instead. You were a sly one, Sigmund.