Louie Gohmert's dazzling logic

Try as we might, we'll never outwit the powerful mind of Louie Gohmert:

We could take four heterosexual couples, married, and put them on an island where they have everything they need to sustain life. Then take four all-male couples and put them on an island with all they need to sustain life, take four couples of women, married, and put them on an island, and let’s come back in 100 to 200 years and see which one nature says is the preferred marriage.

Of course the four couples of women could survive into future generations, via in vitro fertilization. The only danger is that the anonymous sperm donors might in fact come from the Gohmert clan, in which case we'd dock, in the 22nd century, on the Island of Dr. Moreau.

 

Comments

[Anne J]

Did he have a point to this...er..um..argument? Honestly, it's best to just act dumber than these people if you can't use facts, logic, science, or history. It's exhausting to waste your intelligence on these people.

[Peter G]

Haven't seen such sublime logic since Kirk Cameron deduced the existence of God from the convenient hand held design of the banana.

[Bob]

Hmmmm, the Island of Dr. Moreau. Let's take four of the Gohmert clan males and as many barnyard animals as will fit on their ark, sail them to a fourth island, and see what horrifically unnatural develops in 200 years.