On this night of the Iowa caucuses, Sen. Ted Cruz has, just now, via email, issued this prayer request from Verses 1 & 2, Psalms 37:
Lord, we shall not fret because of evildoers, nor be envious toward wrongdoers. For they will wither quickly like the grass and fade like the green herb.
Where? In New Hampshire? Not bloody likely.
It's a shame we have no idea what evildoer and wrongdoer Ted is talking about, though.
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I should have paused to give Ted some credit, which I'll do now. Unlike Mike Huckabee, he has not, to my knowledge, at any time assured his evangelical audiences that God has anointed him to win this motherfucking election. That's the only kind thing I can think of to say about Ted Cruz. There. I've done it.