I wish I were still a 6 a.m.-to-midnight boozer.
Presently I'm watching Trey Gowdy & Co. deliver its "nonpolitical" committee's scandalous findings based on committee hearings that, like a half-dozen investigations before it, revealed no scandal.
Later I'm going to watch Donald Trump deliver a hideously stilted teleprompted speech on economics, which he knows as much about as he did "Brexit."
I'm in desperate need of artificial fortification — oodles of distilled courage.