For a White House director of communications, Anthony Scaramucci possesses a rather limited vocabulary. Highlights from his New Yorker interview with Ryan Lizza —
"Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac. 'Oh, Bill Shine is coming in. Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months.'"
"I’ve done nothing wrong on my financial disclosures, so they’re going to have to go fuck themselves."
"I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock. I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President."
"What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers."
"I’ve got digital fingerprints on everything they’ve done through the F.B.I. and the fucking Department of Justice."
"Yeah, let me go, though, because I’ve gotta start tweeting some shit to make this guy crazy."
Make who crazy?
"Let me tell you something about myself," he said. "I am a straight shooter."
Wrong, Mooch. You're a fucking lunatic.