This is the sort of rhetorical eloquence I quite expected to swamp politics after lowlife Trump's successful introduction of it:
"When my name was thrown out there for US Senate I decided to launch kidrockforsenate.com. I was beyond overwhelmed with the response I received from community leaders, D.C. pundits, and blue-collar folks that are just simply tired of the extreme left and right bullshit….
"I have no problem selling Kid Rock shirts and yes, I absolutely will use this media circus to sell/promote whatever I damn well please (many other politicians are doing the same thing, they just feed you a bunch of bullshit about it)….
"One thing is for sure though … The democrats are 'shattin’ in their pantaloons' right now … and rightfully so!
"We will be scheduling a press conference in the next 6 weeks or so to address this issue amongst others, and if I decide to throw my hat in the ring for US Senate, believe me… it’s game on mthrfkers."
Makes you proud of today's political process, does it not?