Post-SOTU, Ross Douthat observed that "read[ing] tonight's remarks" was "a better idea than listening to their somewhat soporific delivery." As you may know, I opted for reading. When delivered by Trump, the written, teleprompted magic of Stephen Miller's perfervid brain somehow escapes me. But as Trump droned on soporifically, I was reading not the SOTU transcript but the even more fevered exuberance of his followers, which was captured in this comment left on Laura Ingraham's Twitter feed: "Tremendous fantastic state of the union speech President Trump !! You hit a home run !!!"
There were thousands of virtually identical comments left on Ingraham's feed alone — and I read just enough of them to be heaved into a kind of vertiginous stupefaction. Supportive partisanship is to be expected in events such as last night's, but these people — Trump's people, the Trumpeteer Club — were carried away to heights of exhilaration that absolutely dumbfounded. While reading their orgiastic howls of pleasure I also followed the play-by-play tweets of dozens of others. Only one, Frank Luntz, was as enraptured as the Trumpeteers: "This speech represents the presidential performance that Trump observers have been waiting for – brilliant mix of numbers and stories, humility and aggressiveness, traditional conservatism and political populism…. Tonight, I was moved and inspired. Tonight, I have hope and faith in America again. Only one word qualifies: Wow."
Wow, indeed.
Luntz is, of course, a hack, but even some hacks can understand English. And most of Trump's words, which is to say, Miller's words, were a strikingly conspicuous labyrinth of lies. "In an address remarkably devoid of new policies," noted the Times, "Trump instead recited what he described as his greatest accomplishments" — descriptions accomplished via a buttload of mendacity.
"Just as I promised the American people from this podium 11 months ago," brayed Trump, "we enacted the biggest tax cuts and reform in American history." Untrue. "Trump won’t stop making this claim, even though zero evidence supports it," wrote the Times. "The recently passed tax bill appears to rank 12th in American history."
By implication, Trump also lied about the pace of new jobs — i.e., his implication that job creation accelerated in 2017, which it did not (in fact, job growth under Trump was "somewhat slower"). By implication he lied about wage growth, which is up, but "at a slower rate than [it was] at the end of President Obama’s second term." He lied, again by implication, about having "liberated almost 100 percent of [ISIS] territory," much of which was actually regained under Obama. By implication he lied when he said "the stock market has smashed one record after another," for in the comparable period, it rose at a brisker pace under Obama. And once again by implication, he lied about having "eliminated an especially cruel tax that fell mostly on Americans making less than $50,000 a year" — a lie, since taxpayers could acquire exemptions from Obama's "cruelty."
Trump lied about Apple having "just announced its plans to invest a total of $350 billion in America." Apple's new investment "appears to be roughly $37 billion," reported the Times. He lied about automobile plants' expansions that "we have not seen for decades." Simply untrue. And automotive jobs? They're "down from a year ago." He lied about "end[ing] the war on beautiful, clean coal," in the sense that there is really no such thing as clean coal, since the process of cleaning coal is too expensive for energy companies to implement. Trump lied when he said "One of my greatest priorities is to reduce the price of prescription drugs." Well, that perhaps was not a lie. Perhaps that has been a priority. Problem is, he has done nothing about it.
On immigration, let it suffice that he lied about damn near everything related, namely the grand "security" of a wall and the outrages of the visa lottery. ("The third pillar [of immigration reform] ends the visa lottery — a program that randomly hands out green cards without any regard for skill, merit or the safety of our people," said Trump. Rather, "visa winners are … subjected to a lengthy background check that can last for months," said the NY Times. Said the L.A. Times: "The visa lottery does not 'randomly' hand out lawful permanent residency visas or green cards…. Entrants must have a high school education or have worked for two years in a skilled job."
And all those "unfair" trade deals that Trump was going to cancel or renegotiate to protect our "prosperity" and "companies" and "jobs" and "wealth"? Yep, another lie. Jonathan Chait said it well; Trump "simply offered redundant promises of great deals to come."
Merely reading the enhanced crap of Trump's SOTU address was painful enough. I can't imagine having sat through all 88 miserable minutes of lie after lie after lie. And I definitely can't imagine three more miserable years of his crap.