How utterly characteristic of Trump that he not only cheated on his wife (his third wife, pregnant at the time), but that he cheated on her with the "star" of such cerebral films as Good Will Humping and Porking with Pride #2. It's so characteristic of Trump that the only thing shocking about this 2005 extramarital affair, reported today, is that porn-film star Stormy Daniels so lowered her standards, in humping Trump.
Trump's spokeswoman and lawyer have of course denied that our bottom-feeding president, so to speak, paid $130,000 in hush money to Ms. Daniels one month before the 2016 election. However it does surprise, a bit, that they have even bothered to deny the story, given that Trump's only consistency is pathological lying.
One wonders how evangelical Christians so enamored of the brotherly loving but shithole-rejecting Mr. Trump will now justify his extramarital behavior, with no less than a star of such silver-screen classics such as Big Busted Goddesses of Las Vegas, Pornucopia: Going Down in the Valley, and Sex Door Neighbors. But one wonders not for long. Somehow, they'll manage.
Meanwhile, Trump's party of family values appears to have dropped that particular slogan from its propagandistic lineup. What a waste. All it needs to do is add a word: the party of crime family values.