I wanted to provide you with alternative television viewing for 9pm Eastern, viewing which is more informative and intellectually deeper than that offered tonight by a certain clown's usual con artistry.
I'll start here — the Home Shopping Network's "Designer Gallery: Jade of Yesteryear Jewelry," in which "vintage jewelry is spotlighted." Or, there's "Love & Hip Hop" on VH1, or "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" on Bravo, or "Drunk History" on the Comedy Channel.
The last I would not wholeheartedly recommend, however, in that it will be too similar to Trump's SOTU.
You're welcome.