When will someone take an AK-47 to all the goons in NRA headquarters, along with all the sick bastards they've bought in Congress?
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Update: Just to clear up any confusion (which, I gather, has occurred among some readers):
Rather than advocating more violence — alas, I am a peaceful man — the ultimate (and far too subtle) point of the above was that those who bang podiums while proposing that more guns are the answer are, themselves, quite well defended. They possess unbeatable security, while our children do not. How "manly" is that? The obscene superabundance of guns in our society is no threat to NRA goons and their congressional lackeys — do you see guns on the House floor? — nor does this ghastly plenitude worry them when it comes to America's children. Just put guns in the classroom, they say. Unbelievable. And, again, how manly is that dodge from the real problem? — too damn many guns.