From a White House statement — via the impeccably honest Sarah Sanders — on Bob Mueller's post-report appearance yesterday: "The report was clear — there was no collusion, no conspiracy — and the Department of Justice confirmed there was no obstruction."
Notice that when she came to the question of obstruction, Sanders switched from the "clear report" to what Attorney General Barr had to say, misleadingly, about the report. Thus even the White House now implicitly acknowledges that Mueller nailed Trump on obstruction — 11 times.
Meanwhile, Individual 1 admitted in a tweet this morning that "Russia help[ed] me to get elected," while also contradicting what his press spokeswoman slyly conceded yesterday about obstruction.
....say he fought back against this phony crime that didn’t exist, this horrendous false accusation, and he shouldn’t fight back, he should just sit back and take it. Could this be Obstruction? No, Mueller didn’t find Obstruction either. Presidential Harassment!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 30, 2019
This motley gang of swindlers and liars can't even coordinate a fresh batch of relatively simple fiction without crashing into each other — much like, when one adds Rudy Giuliani, a Three Stooges routine.
A declination by any other name is a declination. Mueller’s statement just repeated his report there is no case, collusion or obstruction. Despite DOJ policy on charging, he used over 430 pages and a brief press statement to reach that result. No case!!!
— Rudy Giuliani (@RudyGiuliani) May 29, 2019
Here, Giuliani hopelessly muddles the connection between "DOJ policy" and Mueller's "result," which was anything but "No case!!!" DOJ policy precludes bringing a case against a sitting president. But the way in which Giuliani wrote his tweet suggests that Mueller effectively did just that, which profoundly conflicts with Giuliani's conclusion of no case.
To paraphrase Animal House's Dean Wormer: Fake, mendacious and stupid is no way to go through life, people.