When you're to the right of Republican Rep. Jim "Rabid Dog" Jordan (listen to Tucker, at 0:45), and then must be corrected by Jordan (at 1:00) on what the party line is, and then agree with Jordan (at 1:04) that your original comment was not only fundamentally illogical but actually helpful to Democrats and NeverTrumpers, then your abnormal brain scans — first confirmed to reassure Fox News in the interview process — make you perfect for the position of primetime network host.
Your host, PM 'Papa' Carpenter
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