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February 28, 2020


Why are the republicans crying? They got their wish to make government so small it can be drowned in a bathtub(why the need for such violent imagery is beyond me) and this is what it looks like.

Why the need for such violent imagery?

Because the average non-elite white American is a stupid, depraved asshole.

I say that as a (hopefully not average) non-elite white American.

Our British "friend" demonstrates that this, ahem, deplorable condition may not be confined to non-elite American white folks.

My tribe makes me feel like a Marvel Comics mutant who has finally reached the disgusted conclusion that Professor X is a well-meaning naif, and Magneto is right about the normals after all.

Before you pour $1.25bn into the swamp you might want to check what you're going to get for all that wonga. If it's anything like Blighty's NHS - the NHS being but one part of Blighty's swamp, styled on Bernie's socialist ideology - you can expect this return on your "investment" ...

You'd be better off folding the dollar bills into paper masks, slapping them on your fizzogs, and laying low for a couple of months.

In other words, *Look out!* ain't such a bad idea - look out for the swamp trying to exploit the situation and trouser a dollop of your hard earned wonga.


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