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April 24, 2020


Can’t see many Libs following Trump’s advice. Can you? Personally I recommend a Tequila Sunrise or two. The anti-septic qualities of orange juice combined with alcohol are well established. Plus it will illuminate your interior.

"Take another shot of courage
Wonder why the right words never come
You just get numb
It's another tequila sunrise
This old world still looks the same
Another frame". - The Eagles

You have to wonder where Trump’s brain farts come from. Now I am just guessing here but I suspect, since it didn’t come from Fox, that somehow one of Trump’s inner circle of appointees was praising the work of that eminent scientist Dr Lysenko and he made the internal connection to Lysol.

Awesome! This’ll guarantee that the Trumpies will start injecting household cleaner!

"Personally I recommend a Tequila Sunrise or two."

What is the earliest respectable hour to do so? Asking for a friend.

After noon. Somewhere in the world. On whatever day it is.

Purely hypothetical.

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