In a fundraising email from Prince Donnie, the old soft sell:
The Democrats have become the party that:
* Disrespects the American Flag and praises China
* Chooses BIG GOVERNMENT socialism over American prosperity
* Prioritizes illegal immigrants at the expense of American People
* And, would rather see America fail than my father succeedTheir liberal agenda would be a DISASTER for America if they were ever given the power to implement it…. We can’t sit by and let our Country be overrun by Big Government Socialists like Sleepy Joe,
Cryin’ Chuck, and Crazy Nancy.
Let's assume that in Junior's list of four Democrazy convictions that Sleepy Joe, Cryin’ Chuck and Crazy Nancy really do detest the American flag and adore China, love big government only for big government's sake and would shower benefits on illegal immigrants while stealing the candy of noble, middle-class white folk. Let's assume those three items are all true, and Junior's prehensile readers need to know it.
His fourth itemized Democratic conviction, though, is absurdly, superfluously ironic. By now, even Junior's Everyman fundraising marks know that the more Pop succeeds, the more America fails, falls and flops. But Pop hates just the right people, so it's all worth another $25 pitched into the Trumpism pot.
When failure — through incompetence, corruption, cronyism and cretinism — is defined as success, one really can't lose.