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May 19, 2020


King Donald the Rotund's portrait should be a mug shot but he will never be held accountable for his crimes.

The tan suit makes it perfect.

Don't you just long for the good old days when a presidential "scandal" was a tan suit or mom jeans or ordering Dijon mustard on his burger? The good old days.

Somehow I had always envisaged Trump's portrait to be day glow on velvet in keeping with his personal artistic taste.


I figured it’d just be a drooling orangutan.

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