Charlie never parked

The amazingly, perpetually stoned Charlie Parker, whose fingers could fly on the sax even quicker than Trump's lips can lie. Johnny Hodges could make you cry or fall in love, but Charlie could give you a stroke, just trying to keep up. (His doctors were also amazed that he could he survive until the age of 34, given his hyperactive, heroin-saturated lifestyle — even though that was the only way he could live and play.) Dizzy, as noted, is on the trumpet — two stunningly talented jazz artists.