I am trying to imagine all those courageous he-men on the Texas-Louisiana shore who stayed put, for whatever imbecilic reason, as "unsurvivable storm surges" and winds were about to wash or blow away their homes — leaving them
standing there, exposed to furious Nature, with nothing but their dick in their hand. (h/t, Sonny Corleone.)
Just another of God's gifts to his beloved Earthlings. Yet it's quite probable that many of these manly morons believed the Almighty, in all his atmospheric Old Testament wrath, would look out just for them, and spare them. Noahs, all.
Such God-fearing, Nature-defying dead folk are reminiscent of that grown woman, months ago, she could drive a car and everything, who told a national reporter that she was immune from covid because she was "washed in Jesus' blood."
Where do these people come from? North Korean and Chinese interrogators in 1951 had nothing on America's religious fanatics and the expert brainwashing they can do to themselves.
God help them indeed, because millions of sane Americans just say to them, "Good riddance."
Maria blows the stars around
Sets the clouds a-flyin'
Maria makes
The mountains sound like folks was out there dyin'
(1951)