I’ve never seen a campaign more mis-calibrated than the Trump campaign. Frankly, his staff ought to be brought up on charges of political malpractice. [Because] they think Hunter Biden will be a winning issue for them, [they have] their heads up their asses.
—Republican English-bullshit consultant Frank Luntz
Oh, Frank — ye of $15 million net worth by huckstering propagandistic language such as "death tax" (not "estate tax":); "illegal aliens" (not "undocumented workers"); "exploring for energy" (not "drilling for oil"); "gun control" (not "gun safety"); "tax relief" (not "tax cuts"); and "Washington" (not "government," since, as you have correctly noted, "most Americans appreciate their local government that picks up their trash, cleans their streets, and provides police and transportation services" — I once objected to your very existence.
But now I gather neither Trump nor his inept campaign staff hasn't called you, sent you flowers or chocolates, or in any way fattened your kitty. So you're peeved. Really peeved. Hence you have publicly turned on what is probably the final product — the Big Strutting Cheese — of your decades-long, bullshitting language-molestation. Therefore I can, at last, at least tolerate your existence.