I'm still laughing.
Our commander in chief, at work in the Oval Office — and this is just one example of his madness:
In one meeting about the border wall, Mr. Trump called a person "who built a flagpole at one of his golf courses," said an official in attendance that day. Mr. Trump explained that because this person "got in a big fight about the size of the flagpole" and because it was "really big," "the president thought, of course, they would understand how to build a wall."
"Obviously," this official said, "it is not the same."
And this idiot still has a 40+ percent job approval rating.
A few weeks ago I wrote the Louvre and offered to paint another Mona Lisa if they would just give me the one they have. Because hey, after all, I dabble in oils, not much less than Leonardo did. I expect a positive reply any day now.