Mark your calendar. On Feb. 28, Gov. Ron DeSantis' obligatory memoir of presidential worthiness, The Courage to Be Free in a Totalitarian State: Florida's Blueprint for America's Revival, shall be available for purchase.
Fox News — "first" and proudly honored with a copy of the book from the reactionary vender Broadside — writes that "the publishers highlight that the autobiography will cover key moments in DeSantis’ life:
"Growing up in a working-class family, playing in the Little League World Series, working his way through Yale University and Harvard Law School, volunteering for the Navy after 9/11, serving in Iraq, curing cancer, authenticating the Bible, battling Mighty & Mickey Mouse wokesters, and helping little old Republican ladies across the street.'"
The presidentially preening onslaught is well underway. Mike Pence is huckstering So Help Me God, Because That Prick of a Former President Sure Didn't. Nikki Haley is hawking If You Want Something Done: Leadership Lessons from Bold Women and South Carolinian Kneepads. And this January, Mike Pompeo shall be peddling Never Give an Inch: Fighting for the America I Love, and Other Bullshit.
Democratic wannabes, on the other hand, are merely poised over their keyboards, waiting for word from Joe.