Yesterday I noted that cerebrum horribilis Marjorie Taylor Greene is "quoted by the national press as much as the Speaker of the House; this is the depth to which the Republican Party has sunk." Indeed, she may get quoted even more often than Kevin McCarthy — not that that, in itself, would be a comparative loss to political rhetoric. But that such a wackadoodle harpy could now be the voice and literal face in what only a generation ago was still the Party of Lincoln, T.R. and Eisenhower is simply, breathtakingly, grotesquely astounding. Kevin the Speaker is but the lapdog of Marge the Bitch. And so Mr. Borowitz's satiric humor, once again, is frightfully close to reality.