Not that this is really news, coming from the self-professed "God-fearing" and thus predictably hypocritical side of the political aisle, but today the Daily Mail reports that "Married South Dakota governor Kristi Noem, 51 – who stresses her belief in 'family values' – and Trump advisor Corey Lewandowski, who is also married, began carrying on in 2019, if not before."
The British publication adds that "news of the relationship threatens to wreck Noem's chances of joining Trump's ticket in a potential rematch with President Joe Biden." I cannot imagine why. The presumed top of the ticket has been whoring around for decades while married, and his Christian subjects love him more than ever. (For a blowjob they want you impeached, but for screwing a porn actress they want you reelected.)
Married South Dakota governor Kristi Noem, 51, and ex-Trump advisor Corey Lewandowski (pictured in Ohio in 2020) have been engaging in a years-long romance, despite both being married. (Courtesy, the Daily Mail)
Lest we think this "news" is merely a tabloid invention, "Neither denied the affair when asked by DailyMail.com." Political to the bones of her uncrossed legs, Gov. Noem did issue "a statement attacking us for the timing of the article," writes the publication. Lewandowski was mum.
The affair doesn't make me sick. She does. "[Noem] won the governorship in 2018 promising to uphold the wholesome family values that she said South Dakotans have 'long embraced.'" She defined "traditional marriage" as a "special, God-given union between one man and one woman," a scared bond she further said was "particularly important to her."
As for Mr. Lewindowski? By him it's impossible to be sickened, for we were sickened-out by the flaming hypocrites of Trumpism long ago. These lowlifes are forever shoving the "traditional values" of "American Greatness" in our face just as they're trampling on every one of them.
(Someday, when perchance you feel like vomiting while learning some history that mirrors today, read about the vile, sordid personal lives of Nazi Gauleiters who publicly abused locals — including the imposition of death sentences — they accused of not upholding "traditional German values.")
Oh well, just another day in Trumpworld.