Elon Musk's dubious performance at the Dealbook summit yesterday was scarcely a one-0ff in the irascible world of neofascists, which is to say, those in the Republican Party and those who adore it.
Vice President Dick Cheney may have set the slangy trend when, in 2004, he told Democratic Sen. Pat Leahy — on the Senate floor, no less — to go "fuck yourself." This rather direct expression of disapproval — or some variation of it — has now become so common in the vicious Trumpian universe of politics that even mainstream newspapers often no longer bother to bowdlerize it.
The latest incident comes from not an unusual source of mercurial profanity, just one — in somewhat typical Republican fashion — who flips and flops on most everything with uncommon velocity and frequency. In short, whatever the moment calls for.
I write, as you may have guessed, about the aways quotable Kevin McCarthy. He's seemingly done with kidney-punching his partisan colleagues; he has moved on to bigger targets more deserving of a blow to some vital organ. Alas, his most recent experience with over-the-top, spur-of-the-moment emotion came on a bodily separated phone call. So a verbal assault was all he had. From The Washington Post:
During a phone call with McCarthy weeks after his historic Oct. 3 removal as House speaker, Trump detailed the reasons he had declined to ask Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) and other hard-right lawmakers to back off their campaign to oust the California Republican from his leadership position.
During the call, Trump lambasted McCarthy for not expunging his two impeachments and not endorsing him in the 2024 presidential campaign, according to people familiar with the conversation.
"F--- you," McCarthy claimed to have then told Trump, when he rehashed the call later to other people in two separate conversations, according to the people. A spokesperson for McCarthy said that he did not swear at the former president and that they have a good relationship. A spokesperson for Trump declined to comment.
Aside from the Post's unwarranted expurgation of a Merriam-Webster entry, there is, conspicuously, a problem with McCarthy's story (as with all his stories). He claimed to have said "Fuck you" to Trump, just as we might claim to others that brilliantly comical remark we made to a cop who ticketed us; a remark that, in actuality, came to us only five miles later.
This rather spoils the story. Nevertheless, in the retelling its spirit is there — the right's unending pursuit of reducing the beautifully kaleidoscopic English language to monosyllabic Trumpian bile.