I have it on authority of Trump's Secret Police (best to start early) that many of you are neglecting, or worse, choosing to abstain from reading Truth Social. As said Secret Police informed me of this, I sensed a faint odor of imminent knee-capping if I also chose to abstain from encouraging you-the-slouchers to make Donald's site part of your daily, reading ritual.
Would I fear such a threat? I'd be terrified. Nonetheless, I'm sharing a mere two bits from his most recent insights into our vastly troubled republic, the origin of which I shan't identify, seeing how I prefer my knees as they are. Read on.
"I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!"
To the point, at least. With that cathartic act of bile-splatter completed, I thought his Sunday (and Mon.-Sat.) plan to head to the golf course and soak up some pleasing, invigorating alerts of Shots fired! would lift his fingers from keypad. I was wrong. And this one is even more Trumpian than the first.
All rich, job creating people, that support Comrade Kamala Harris, you are STUPID.
C'mon, man, how can anyone resist the evangelistic voice and philosophical depths of Donald J. Trump at a cell phone's little letters, made exclusively for little fingers? I certainly can't. From him I have learned many things, which are deep indeed. Foremost is the ultimate length of behavioral degradation to which some narcissistic sociopaths will go to achieve ultimate power.
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