A day at the monkey house, rural route MAGA USA

Here's a little Saturday treat for you: Below are a couple of real live critters from the fetid swamp of Trumpism exercising their intellectual muscles as best any lower-order mammal confined in life to an overheated echo chamber can.

To explain with utmost brevity ... This morning I dropped by this particular online zoo and left a comment of praise, pointing out to the monkey house's caretaker that he did a bang-up job in serving magated bananas to the caged rib-scratchers in what he calls the news' "Highlights of the Week." My gracious comment explains from there; I've included the wit and wisdom of two respondents.     

Me:

There you go, that's the way it's done — ignore the #1 highlight of the week, Putin's playing of Trump like a cat pawing a wounded, weak-minded little mouse. The U.S. has never been so humiliated. Pee-Wee Herman is tougher than Donald and President Zelensky, whom you call "boy," has the balls and brains that Trump can only fake, as do all cretinous wusses. What a sad, sorry day yesterday was for America, a new rock bottom. But many more to come.

Brian LeMay (perhaps related to the insanely jingoistic Gen. Curtis LeMay?):

Does Substack have a dislike button ? Or better yet a delete button ?

Me:

If it did, there'd be no maga here.

Shrugged (presumably from Ayn Rand's asylum):

Like other lunatic leftists who graduated from the Jasmine Crockett school of Oxymoronic Political Logic (OPL) where AOC is the Dean, MAGA lovers on this site wouldn't block their fellow MAGA lovers on this MAGA site. We would only block you because it has finally been established that all the 'conspiracy theories' your lunatic friends have babbled about for years are ACTUALLY TRUE.

And, you are going to eat the truth one bite at a time.

The only BLOCK that will exist when it is over is that our free Republic will block the communist coup players like you by completely destroying your treasonous positions of influence helped by a complicit lying legacy media.

Obama and Clintons hardest hit.

Me:

Wow, you got it bad, you poor thing. Hope you get better someday.

Incidentally, I'd rather be a "lunatic leftist" (I happen to be a political moderate) than a Trumpian fascist. Good luck with that, except regrettably for the maga ilk, unless Trump & Reich fails to rig the next two federal elections — which these thugs are already working on, and you'd know that if you ever read any honest reporting — the whole wretched criminal lot of 'em and their pedaphile leader will be but really bad history by 8 November 2028.

But also regrettably for all decent Americans, this country will never recover. The bloated buffoon has destroyed it. The entire world knows that, hell everybody knows that — everybody, that is, but Trumpers, unAmerican ignoramuses to the core.

(Oh, and I paid $7 to comment here for one month. Otherwise, yes, free fascist sites always delete and block anyone with a working brain.)

Ta-ta for now; Mary Mother of God what a tiresome, tedious bunch of lickspittle losers you are.

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Ask not why I do this to myself; ask what they do to us.

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