Behold a genuine insurrection

When the gravely distressed of a sovereign nation resolve that only the violent overthrow of government can remedy their unredressed grievances, what civil authorities have on their hands is what's called by those who rigorously study these events a real, authentic, honest-to-God insurrection. Thus with selfsame honesty we thank thee, Lord, for the keen, analytical presence of White House Deputy of Chief of Staff Stephen Miller.

In place of his official title, Stephen prefers that of Chief of the Sturmabteilung, given his conspicuous admiration of history's grisly collection of lackwitted thugs who scoured the countryside in brownshirted hopes of inventing insurrectionist types of assorted impurities whom they were free to pummel, or worse.

To be noted further is that because Stephen is, appropriately enough, the Trump regime's leading lackwitted thug, he's pathologically incapable of distinguishing a genuine insurrection from isolated incidents of pissed-off behavior or even a peaceful gathering of protest. Stunningly, the latter is what he identified — right above the video he posted — as clear evidence of an insurrection in progress; by definition, a violent attempt to overthrow the government.

Pardon, I misspoke just now (that is, had I been speaking to you). Stephen is not really incapable of knowing one from another, an insurrection from, well, a non-insurrection. Rather, he spotted a thirsting opportunity to make clear to the nation at large that though designated insurrections are sheer inventions, they shall be countered as assaults on U.S. sovereignty.

In Bavaria there once was a putsch, a word of Swiss German origin meaning an insurrection. (Oxford English Dictionary, putsch: "a violent attempt to overthrow a government.") Yet every American knows the foreign expression, especially since it was used widely at home to describe the staggering abomination of 6 Jan. 2021's insurrection staged by a whole lot of fascistically likeminded Herr Millers.

As merely one sign of just how deep we are into living 1984, the instigating traitors of J6 have tirelessly crammed its televised government-overthrowing violence into a "memory hole" from which emerges only the Orwellian love of unexampled patriots. Of yet further sickening familiarity, the failed, treasonous putsch of 1923 culminated in its perpetrator's peaceful elevation to a constitution-inverted dictatorship.

America's iteration of Eric Blair's historically informed despotic upside-downism sounded off yesterday in perfect display. Unterführer Stephen Miller's pathetically intimidated U.S. Customs and Border Patrol announced: "Let this be clear: Anyone who assaults or impedes a federal law enforcement officer or agent in the performance of their duties will be arrested and swiftly prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Attack a cop, and life long consequences will follow!"

Right. No pardons for you boys and girls.