How to recognize your TDS in one easy lesson - and simply brush it away

Are you troubled by recurrent, perhaps even obsessive, thoughts about Donald Trump? Is your repetitive thinking governed by visceral outbursts of hostility toward him? Do you then find yourself even further disquieted by the realized possibility that you may be a victim of the pandemic scourge known as Trump Derangement Syndrome?

But you know not how to confirm or dismiss the nerves-rattling dread of having contracted this awful disease — and if confirmed, what to do about it? For that matter, can something be done, or is your cognitive future spelled d.o.o.m.? — your mind horribly consumed and half-crazed by an endlessly seething abhorrence of Donald J. Trump.

Well, my friend, good news. After countless experimental trials conducted in shallow-state university labs, political scientists have at last not only discovered an easily accessible method for diagnosing TDS, they've gone on to reveal a breezily effective means by which artificially induced epistemic closure can be achieved. And presto! Permanent relief.

Better yet, this invaluable diagnostic procedure is now available as a visual test you can take in the comfort of your home. Rest assured that in the supreme interest of protecting public health, the diagnostic procedure has passed muster with Bob Kennedy's Federally Drugged Administration.

The agency's seal of approval was, of course, issued only after its first successful trial participant, Bari Weiss, demonstrated on national television the test's requisite safety and, miraculously, its coterminous efficacy in battling and indeed overcoming the brain burden of living with TDS.

The ingenious key to both detection and cure turned out to be, as those plucky political scientists discovered to their utter astonishment, the shockingly mindless, awareness-vacating embrace of just one, simple, commonly used monosyllabic word.

But.

In this video, made publicly available for the first time — that is, made available for mass-sanewashing use — Ms. Weiss illustrates the two-in-one key's immense yet almost incidental power. (Warning: disturbing, graph language.)

And there you have it, at one minute and a few seconds in — the instant actualization of full-throated TDS reparative therapy in one thundering blast of But.

Was Ms. Weiss any longer "worried about [Donald Trump's] character" brimming with narcissistic sociopathy and otherwise worrisome psychotic tendencies? Was she still "worried about things like January 6," that day the whole world tuned in as a witness to Trump's satanic orchestration of representative democracy's violent overthrow and incineration of the U.S. Constitution?

In other words, with her painless articulation of But, had Bari Weiss extinguished her chronically troublesome derangement of thinking that Donald Trump is the vile, gravely unbalanced monster that he is, and who by all that is holy — and by the way legally observant — should be nowhere near any conceivable seat of power over others and, alternatively, behind bars for life?   

She sure as hell had. With no more than a blithering But she mutated from one of those pitiably deranged souls into an "open-minded" person. For more proof, see the hole in her head.

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